wow i had the weirdest dream ever

wow i had the weirdest dream ever

it got interesting when i noticed it was a dream because whenever i checked my iPhone the time was different, and sometimes it had seconds and miliseconds, sometimes it was in chinese, and sometimes it was a negative number, and sometimes it was a bunch of chinese people's faces laughing hysterically at me. so then i walked up to some dude and was all like 'how do i get out of here?' and he smirked and said "I'm telling Mr. Smith!" and I was all like "FXXK YOU DAVID!" and hit him with my iPhone and then he blew up and

i had blood all over me so i ran do mcdonalds and told them to call 999 and they were all like "We are, 999" and took out machine guns and kiled me with all the employees firing at me when they took off their uniforms to r

then i was like "O SHIT" and fell down, then they made me into a burger and for some reason I could still see so i watched as someone ate me and watched as i was sitting in their stomach then i got shit out and then i went through a pipe and landed on top of the empire state building then i was like "fsck this! this is to weird!" and jumped off and the music from "Crank" when he was falling from the helicopter started playing and then i fell on the ground, blinked, and woke up feeling like I had fallen down!!
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